The Rancid Taco Movie Review Podcast

The boys are back in business and in a timely manner as they finally get around to putting the wrapping paper on their Christmas special, part three of the Kevin McCallister saga, The Good Son! Join the fellas as they bond over adolescent vandalism, discuss the importance of video games upon developing minds, and naturally unearth every theory (feasible or not) under the sun! Bust open a bottle and some crab legs and kick back with the Rancid Tacos for their 99th episode!

The boys are back in their sexiest Middle Earth attire as they take one last leisurely stroll through the world of Tolkien with our series finale, The Rings of Power Award Show! We'll find out who gets the hardware after the first 8 episodes, and even make a few predictions for season 2! Join the Rancid Tacos for our 98th published edition, and find out just who the LOW MEN really are!

The boys take the long route from The Southlands to Eregion, but they have finally arrived at the season 1 finale of the Rings of Power! We attempt to answer all the questions presented by the preceding episodes, as well as a listener question at the end, to typically mixed results. Join the Rancid Tacos for a long-winded edition that was nearly two months in the making and finally find out who the real low men of Middle Earth are!

Words fail to describe the shenanigans that take place within this 95 minute podcast as the boys near the finish line for the Rings of Power with a review of episode 7, The Eye!

The Rancid Tacos batten down the hatches and saddle up their steeds this week as they review the sixth episode of The Rings of Power, Udún! But will the boys survive the orc siege until sunrise? Or are they actually the orcs themselves? Or are they all one in the same? Does anything matter at all? Why are elves ears pointy? Are hobbit feet actually large and hairy, or just hairy but not large? Is anyone still reading this? Well if you are, join us and learn the answers to all of these burning questions and more! Namplát!

The boys consider intentionally stepping into the sunlight and ending it all on this week's episode as they angrily review the fifth installment of The Rings of Power!

The series hits a lull this week, but the boys counter with peak adrenaline as they review episode four of The Rings of Power! There is a tempest in us, and it will not be quelled by you, regent!

The road goes ever on and on for the Rancid Tacos as they continue their Rings of Power series with Episode 3, Adar! Don't be a low man, get on our level and join us for another trip into Middle Earth!

The boys take on a new endeavor this week as they embark on the first leg of their journey through Middle Earth with an in-depth review of the first two episodes of The Rings of Power! But will they delve too deep? Or will they forge something brilliant? Do elves poop? Join us on a quest for answers, Rancid Taco style!

The Rancid Tacos get nastier than ever this week as they reluctantly examine the body-horror cult classic The Human Centipede! Much like the movie, this episode is not for the squeamish, so skip lunch and join us for a disgusting slosh through the bowels of the beast! Dedicated to the amazing and depraved Marley Weir!

The Rancid Tacos are in their natural element this week as they meander through the foggy depths of Dazed and Confused! You don't have to listen to this episode, but it'd be a lot cooler if you did!

The fellas sleepwalk their way through early England in this 90's classic reviewing Robin Hood! We've got witchcraft, public executions, and even a little Kevin Costner butt, so come along with The Rancid Tacos as we steal from the rich and give to the poor!

The Rancid Tacos inexplicably follow through on the Sega Saga this week as they continue down the anthropomorphic path with Sonic the Hedgehog 2! The movie may be mediocre, and we can assure you that the podcast will be of equal quality! Grab a chaos emerald or two and join us!

The boys are bursting their rings and tinkering with their machines this week as they spin their way into the Green Hill Zone with Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for a family-friendly affair, Rancid Taco style! Dedicated to Liam Weir, Number 1 Son!

Grab your wetsuits and red beanies, the boys are back and taking a little underwater expedition with this week's review, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou! This episode features intrepid exploring, exotic marine creatures, podcast legend Willem Dafoe, and of course, pirates! Join The Rancid Tacos as we sink to depths lower than ever before!

The fellas strip down to their loincloths as they travel back to the days of the Mayan empire with this week's review, Apocalypto! We've got the greatest dance party in the Southern Hemisphere, lots of gore, and some Gmork-level animatronics in this week's show, so don't miss out!

The Rancid Tacos are dripping swagger and creepiness this week as they channel their inner James Dean with a little trip East...of Eden! Join the fellas as they explore the story of an almost modern day Cain and Abel, with all the filthy twists you've come to expect! Are we finished yet? Noooooo!

The Rancid Tacos glance suspiciously at each other this week as they take a deep dive into the newly released spy thriller/comedy 18 1/2! With a special insight provided by director Dan Mirvish, the guys ask all the questions that Google won't answer, making for a most historic episode! Come along and don't forget, the Wonder Bread is on the house!

It's a special moment in Rancid Taco history this week as the guys are joined by a real Hollywood director, Dan Mirvish! Dan and the boys discuss his film 18 1/2, a mysterious thriller with comedic elements and a gnarly soundtrack! We get the inside scoop on the details of the film before delving into Dan's take on important subjects such as aliens, Marlon Brando, Neil Young, and more! Join us for a groundbreaking episode!

The boys hit a new low in terms of depravity this week as they slide back into the romance genre with a thorough examination of the award-winning "Her"! In this episode we discuss robot love, ASMR, Dave Matthews, and where exactly the line of sexual perversions is drawn...and more! Join us in a ménage Mech and ascend beyond time and space with The Rancid Tacos!

The guys transform from ducklings to swans (or something like that) in this week's episode as they take a run at the award-winning Black Swan! We talk doppelgängers, scary birds, bathroom mysteries and more while building...and building...and building to a climactic finish! But does that climax ever come? Join us and find out with the Rancid Tacos!

Discard your earthly possessions and burn all your cash, The Rancid Tacos would like to invite you to hit the road with us as we step out of society and Into the Wild! Come along as we follow the "rules of the road" on our way up north for this week's episode, an examination of the life and travels of modern adventurer Christopher McCandless! And also, Eddie Vedder!

The boys get weird this week as they drive through bat country in our newest installment, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas! Remember, you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug! Buy the ticket and take the ride with The Rancid Tacos!

The Rancid Tacos would like to formally invite YOU to take part in a first-rate affair, The Season Two Penultimate Award Show! This episode features confessions, concessions, a special guest appearance from an almighty friend, and a true and unexplainable psychic moment!

The gang finally achieves immortality this week as they cuckold some kings and slay some statues in this week's review, Troy! Come for the sexy bodies and stay for the throatiest war cries this side of Thessaly! It's time for another epic presentation from the world's most legendary podcasters, The Rancid Tacos!

Yeeeeeehaw! Saddle up partner, it's time to head out west with our old friends Marlon Brando and Karl Malden as the Rancid Tacos review One-Eyed Jacks! The boys are in top form yet again, but will this show end with a duel in the streets or a ride out into the sunset? Join us and find out!

The Rancid Tacos are in a zone as they hustle their way through the streets of Los Angeles with this week's episode, a review of the early 90's classic White Men Can't Jump! We've got toothless gangsters, a saucy yet toxic romance, and a beautiful assortment of Yo Mama jokes to sort through on this show, so sneak a shot of liquor, prime those pump sneakers, and join us!

The Rancid Tacos own up to their past mistakes and attempt to set things right in this week's installment, The Kite Runner! Lube up your butts and join us for a coming of age deep dive into war-torn Afghanistan in the late 1970's! Dedicated to Steve Sanders and fathers from all over the world!

The Rancid Tacos riftwalk through time yet again this week with a review of the Terry Gilliam cult-classic, 12 Monkeys! We've got mystery, intrigue, and plenty of confusion in this week's episode, so grab an insect, a snack, or both and join us! Dedicated to Geary Weir and all the great fathers of the world!

The Rancid Tacos would like to welcome you to their quaint, idyllic imitation of a podcast as they review Vivarium! This week the boys nearly come to blows as they unpack the many mysteries of the film, creating the most hotly-contested episode yet! Roll up your deceased and unwrap your welcome tipples, it's time for a little alien mischief!

The Rancid Tacos try (and fail) not to miss a beat with this week's episode, Whiplash! Join us for a raw, bloody and brutal excursion into the world of competition jazz music!

It's time! Summer can't come soon enough for the Rancid Tacos as they knock the rust off their cleats and delve into the feel-good coming of age classic, The Sandlot! Join us as we discuss the finer points of hardball, the health benefits of dark chocolate, and the virtues (or lack thereof) of good ole' chewing tobacco!

The Rancid Tacos are in PeeWee Hell this week as they review the 90's football classic, Little Giants! Join us as we discuss the evils of Little Debbie snack cakes, methods of manipulating flatulence, and complex adolescent emotions! Don't drag your toes, mediocrity awaits!

Bust out those dancing shoes and clear your throats as the Rancid Tacos deliver their most polarizing review yet, Moulin Rouge!

The Rancid Tacos rise from the grave on a quest for vengeance this week as they review the survival movie classic, The Revenant! Join us as we examine the historically unfortunate life of fur trapper Hugh Glass, and don't worry about packing a lunch, we've got you covered! Also, have we mentioned the bear fight?

The boys showcase their Ignorance, and the Unexpected Virtue of it, in this week's episode reviewing the award-winning Birdman! Catch your breath and join us for a head-spinning romp through the peaks and pitfalls of Broadway! And remember, nobody gets hard on our stage unless we tell them to!

The boys get down and dirty (and bloody) in this week's review, The Wrestler! Join the Rancid Tacos as they take all the bumps, inject all the drugs, and lay their lives on the line all for the sake of sports entertainment! Disclaimer: This podcast is performed by professionals and should not be attempted at home!

The boys get catty this week, and even bring their own cat to the recording booth, as they embark on a journey through the rough and tumble world of high school drama with Mean Girls! Put on your hottest pink, brush up on your adolescent lingo, and sharpen those nails as we answer the age-old question: "Like, why are you so obsessed with us?"

Kevin! Happy Holidays from the Rancid Tacos to you as we present this years Yuletide special, Home Alone 2! Now get outta here you little perverts before we slap you silly!

Wipe the polish off those shoes and head down south with the Rancid Tacos as we dip our toes into the judicial system! This week we dissect the merits of grits, settle the old debate of Troy Polamalu vs Ed Reed, and say a very short goodbye to Joe Pesci! Editors note: this episode contains at least one instance of offensive yawning. Listener beware!

The gang gets back to their fantastical roots this week as they indulge themselves on a Neverending Story. Flying dogs, ferocious warriors, bloodthirsty wolves and of course sexy sphinxes are par for the course in this installment of The Rancid Taco Movie Review Podcast! If we're about to die anyway, we'd rather die podcasting! Come for us!

Tune up the band and join in as The Rancid Tacos explore the fruits of jazz music with this week's selection, Sweet and Lowdown! We're the second-greatest podcast to ever exist, it's really quite amazing, you'd do well to attach yourselves to us! Wanna go shoot some rats?

The Rancid Tacos take sexy to a whole new undead level in this week's episode as they feast upon the flesh of Bram Stoker's Dracula! Pack up your clumps of dirt, bring along your favorite succubus and gather some blood for the masters as we expose some of the great secrets and desires of possibly the most infamous monster in history!

The Rancid Tacos turn back the clock this week as they travel to the cold and wintery punk rock scene in Utah! Dye your hair, BYOB, don't be a poser, and join us for SLC Punk!

The boys return to true animalistic form just in time for Halloween this week as they review Creep! We've all got a little Peachfuzz somewhere within us, and that's a good thing...take off your clothes and join the fun with the Rancid Tacos!

The Rancid Tacos are off to see the wizard this week as they tackle their oldest film yet! We've got horror, political intrigue, and heroic anthropomorphic performances with our newest offering, The Wizard of Oz! So join us, and remember, there's no place like home!

Gabagool? Over here! The Rancid Tacos feast on cold cuts and murder this week as they review The Many Saints of Newark! Lube up your fingers for some extreme Italian gesticulating and get ready for a thorough examination of the most recent film we've ever covered!

The Rancid Tacos return in glorious fashion just in time to review a 70-year old movie! Kicking off Season 2, it's A Streetcar Named Desire, starring the immortal Marlon Brando! We've always depended on the kindness of strangers, so please join us, and don't forget, poker should not be played in a house with women!

We made it! The gangs wraps up year one with this, the Award Show to end all Award Shows! The Rancid Tacos take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, acknowledging the feats and moments that made year one great, before opening old wounds with a cathartic final showdown! Join us as season one comes to a close!

The Rancid Tacos return for their anniversary show, and year one ends the same way it began, with The Lighthouse! Join the boys as we tackle all the important issues of spirit, body and semen! Pack up your kit and fixins, and don't forget a lunch! How long have you been listening to this podcast? Two days? Four weeks? Help us to recollect!